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The Onion on Cinema's Least Erotic Moments

Only in New York: single men trying to make a good impression on women can now hire a "wingwoman" for a mere $50/hour. Um...wouldn't it be easier to simply MAKE a female friend? It's not that hard. Really.
(credit for both: whatevs)

Nelson George gets his blog on.

A Million Love Songs audioblog. I like this in concept but I can't tell if these are supposed to be a million good songs since, well, the inclusion of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" and TNKOTB's cover of "Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time" sort of kills that possibility.

File this under "one hit wonders": Double XX Posse's "Not Going To Be Able To Do It". Illest bassline ever.
(credit: Cocaine Blunts & Hip Hop Tapes)

As if pop couldn't get more hook-heavy: Smart music system skips to chorus.
(credit: SF/J)

Yeah, but can you scratch with this? Old records saved by particle physics.
(credit: Sharon Mizota)

Speaking of mixtapes, I find the remix of Jay Z's "Moment of Clarity” off his S. Carter - The Remix CD to be the hotness.

Last but never least, Will Hung rolls with a crew:

(credit: Angry Asian Man)