WHAT WOULD ASIAN JESUS DO?

Crouching Lion, Hidden Demon

A few months ago, a 46-year-old Taiwanese man was bitten in the arms and legs at the Taipei Zoo after he jumped into the lion’s pen and attempted to convert the animals to Christianity, yelling at them, "Jesus will save you!" and "Come bite me!"

This story reminds me of my steadfast belief that the next round of crazy fundamenatlist nutjobs with a messianic complex will probably be Asian.

And I think they're going to give David Koresh and Jim Jones a run for their maniacal money.