SPONGEBOB SAYS "YES HOMO"?

he's so happy, you could call him gay
(Some) Christians are just straight up crazy. If this wasn't so insidious, politically speaking, it'd be mildly entertaining to see the Religious Right play themselves so foolishly.

Just to highlight: certain Christian groups are objecting to a "tolerance pledge." Yes, that's right - Christians finds "tolerance" to be unacceptable. I guess that "other cheek" thing wasn't that important after all.